Auntie Dragon's Liar

By reading this, you have given me brief control of your mind.

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<Drago-night>
THAT COME BACK IS REALLY OLD
<Drago-night>
YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH
<Kya-Nika>
AND WHY ARE WE YELLING?
<Drago-night>
I DON'T KNOW, YOU STARTED IT
<Kya-Nika>
HEY
<Kya-Nika>
HEY
<Kya-Nika>
HEY
<Kya-Nika>
FUCK YOU
<The-Cheesiest-Ninjy>
MY EARS
<Drago-night>
CAN'T YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW?
<Kya-Nika>
YES
<Kya-Nika>
i CAN
<Kya-Nika>
SUCK MY DICK
<RegretfulDragon>
*goes over to her corner to stare at the Joker*
<Kya-Nika>
MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS
<Drago-night>
STOP YELLING
<Kya-Nika>
My dick is bigger than yours OvO
<Drago-night>
You don't have one. BU
<Kya-Nika>
If I had one, it will be bigger than yours OvO
<Drago-night>
Yeah whatever.
<Drago-night>
Stop drinking while chatting.
<Kya-Nika>
...
<Kya-Nika>
HOW
<Kya-Nika>
HOW YOU KNOW
<Kya-Nika>
HOW
<Drago-night>
...
<Drago-night>
you are really drinking...
<Kya-Nika>
...
<Kya-Nika>
>o>
<Kya-Nika>
No
<Kya-Nika>
U v U
<Drago-night>
*stares*
<Kya-Nika>
...
<Kya-Nika>
IT HELPS ME DRAW PORN SHUT UP I DO WHAT I WANT
<RegretfulDragon>
I heard porn

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This is like way overdue BUT

I’ve moved to a new blog. I had been thinking about it for awhile, but I do like it better. I’ve only had it about two months and the only reason this one still exists is because I’m in the process of finding my favorite posts/things I don’t wanna lose/ and I’m saving them. When that’s done, I’ll likely delete this account.

So to anyone who even pays attention anymore, here’s the new blog: http://xmadness-is-a-placex.tumblr.com/

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Saved by: Capt. America
Best Friend: Loki
Lover: Iron Man
Cockblocked by: The Hulk
Enemy: Black Widow (ALL OF THE SAD, BBY WHY)
Killed by: The Hulk

…The answer to ALL of these was Black Widow for me…? O__o

Saved by:  Iron Man
Best friend:  Loki
Lover:  Loki
Cockblocked by:  Nighthawk
Enemy:  Thor
Killed by:  Loki

Loki and I have a complicated relationship.

Saved by: Hulk

Best Friend: Black Widow (FUCK YEAH)

Lover: Hawk Eye (um okay lol)

Cockblocked by: Captain America (OF COURSE MR. GOODY-GOODY TWO SHOES KILLS IT)

Enemy: Black Widow (WHOA PLOT TWIST)

Killed by: Hawk Eye (OH THE IRONY!)

Saved by: Captain America

Best Friend: Iron Man

Lover: Hawkeye (yes please omg)

Cockblocked by: Iron Man (NO TONY STOP IT.)

Enemy: Black Widow

Killed by: Iron Man (YOU’RE THE WORST BEST FRIEND EVER.)

Saved by: Loki (<3)

Best Friend: Loki (wat.)

Lover: Loki (again? I’m okay with this)

Cockblocked by: Thor (wtf >:C)

Enemy: Captain America (HATE YOU TOO!)

Killed by: Hulk (betch…)

Saved by: Hawkeye (Nice ^O^)

Best Friend: Hawkeye (Saw that one coming)

Lover: Iron Man (…wait, what?)

Cockblocked by: Captain America (weird :<)

Enemy: Loki (well, that was expected)

Killed by: Loki (Oh, goddamit DX)

Saved by: Hulk
Best friend: Iron man (yes! )
Lover: Hulk… well… I have said I like my guys with muscle :’D I’m just afraid I’ll be crushed…
Cockblocked by: Captain america you asshole… (thankyou)
Enemy: Thor wai!?
Killed by: Thor ;u;

Saved by: Captain America
Best friend: Captain America
Lover: Loki
Cockblocked by: Iron Man
Enemy: Hulk
Killed by: Hulk

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AND EXCEPT MULAN FOUGHT FOR HER COUNTRY, NOT A BOY.

right… but she fought and that’s the important thing here… be bad-ass!

Um. Let’s go in order here. Belle is crying because she gave up her life to protect her father. She could have married Gaston and let him be her Prince Charming because all it required was “waiting around” but she didn’t. She would have spent the rest of her life in a tower to protect her father, and get him out of the beasts castle. If you were a prisoner, especially to a horrible, scary, huge, disgusting beast, you’d be crying too.
Ariel? She was crying because she felt like she wasn’t good enough for her father. She was a bit odd and liked collecting things. And sure, one of those “things” happened to be the prince, but she was an outcast to the rest of her family. That’d make you cry, too.
Now, Jasmine, if you do recall, was being forced to marry Jafar when she wanted nothing more than to see the world beyond the palace walls. That’s not “waiting for prince charming” - she didn’t want to get married, but she also knew she wasn’t going to let herself be forced into it by a power-hungry sorcerer.
Aurora is crying because, genius, she just found out her entire life is a lie. And sure, she just found out she’s a princess, but wouldn’t that be a lot to find out on your sixteenth birthday? Not only did she just meet the first man she’s ever laid eyes on, but she was taken from her home, under the cover of night, and put into a completely new life. That’d be enough to make you cry.
Cinderella was deprived of everything her entire life, and forced into slavery by her own stepmother. The one night she does something for herself, takes a chance, it becomes a disaster. She’s sure she’ll be found out. She didn’t wait for prince charming, she was trying to live a life she knew she deserved.
And what the hell? How can you say Mulan did it right when she’s crossed out in the first picture herself? Moral of the story… Just because you cry, just because you hurt, just because you are a girl and are experiencing emotions, doesn’t mean it’s because of a boy. Think before you speak.

^ had to reblog this for the above. Awesome.

Agree with the explanation above! All the princesses fought for something that wasn’t completely centered around the prince.







uhh.. on of those is mulan… bottom right.

The comments are perfect

dirkstridersironicwaifu:

monkeymonk14:

fishlass:

recchan:

lynxsieshadow:

disneygirl1512:

princessariel:

fideliusfelicis:

givisafe:

lyndez:

AND EXCEPT MULAN FOUGHT FOR HER COUNTRY, NOT A BOY.

right… but she fought and that’s the important thing here… be bad-ass!

Um. Let’s go in order here. Belle is crying because she gave up her life to protect her father. She could have married Gaston and let him be her Prince Charming because all it required was “waiting around” but she didn’t. She would have spent the rest of her life in a tower to protect her father, and get him out of the beasts castle. If you were a prisoner, especially to a horrible, scary, huge, disgusting beast, you’d be crying too.

Ariel? She was crying because she felt like she wasn’t good enough for her father. She was a bit odd and liked collecting things. And sure, one of those “things” happened to be the prince, but she was an outcast to the rest of her family. That’d make you cry, too.

Now, Jasmine, if you do recall, was being forced to marry Jafar when she wanted nothing more than to see the world beyond the palace walls. That’s not “waiting for prince charming” - she didn’t want to get married, but she also knew she wasn’t going to let herself be forced into it by a power-hungry sorcerer.

Aurora is crying because, genius, she just found out her entire life is a lie. And sure, she just found out she’s a princess, but wouldn’t that be a lot to find out on your sixteenth birthday? Not only did she just meet the first man she’s ever laid eyes on, but she was taken from her home, under the cover of night, and put into a completely new life. That’d be enough to make you cry.

Cinderella was deprived of everything her entire life, and forced into slavery by her own stepmother. The one night she does something for herself, takes a chance, it becomes a disaster. She’s sure she’ll be found out. She didn’t wait for prince charming, she was trying to live a life she knew she deserved.

And what the hell? How can you say Mulan did it right when she’s crossed out in the first picture herself? Moral of the story… Just because you cry, just because you hurt, just because you are a girl and are experiencing emotions, doesn’t mean it’s because of a boy. Think before you speak.

^ had to reblog this for the above. Awesome.

Agree with the explanation above! All the princesses fought for something that wasn’t completely centered around the prince.

uhh.. on of those is mulan… bottom right.

The comments are perfect

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